What Season is This?

Can someone tell me what season it is?  Please I would like to know.  What I saw today confused me as to what season it truly is.  Brian Regan calls into question the short sleeves and scarf combo.  Short sleeves and a scarf, that's two seasons right there.  Fall, or maybe Spring, and Winter.  What I saw today was a tri-season offender.  As if it were winter already, the Uggs were out in full force, warming the frigid feet of this fearlessly fashioned woman.  Moving from fall into Spring she wore a simple T-shirt, nothing out of the ordinary.  Then, to pull this already double seasoned ensemble into further confusion, she brought Summer back already. Shorts that instantly make the wonderful Nair jingle bounce through my head, asking the question, "Who wears short shorts?"  Well, the answer is plain.  It is a woman trying to either pull of a fashion styling bringing multiple seasons together.  I would like to give her at least an ounce of optimism, though I'm convinced this outfit more confusing than it was inspiring to me. It left me to wonder if I should crank the heat or crack the windows. Maybe I should blast the AC?  I'm not sure what season she thinks it is.  I'd like to know if I should break out my pea-coat to go along with my flip-flops?